sam cochrane

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Some times I have trouble sleeping. Strike that, erase it. Alot of the time is about how much time I have trouble sleeping. I'm not an insomniac or at least I dont think so. My understanding is that an insomniac mentally can't go to sleep. I just think about things. and worry and think and type and think and play jazz records.


I don’t even know what this is.

1 am sushi is not one of my ideas you should try to duplicate. have there been many others? besides goddamn Taco Bell’s entire menu i can’t think of any of my other ideas that have been blatantly pilfered. 

oh yeah. Snow Golf. 

that was the most obsessive I’ve ever been about my intellectual property. Mostly. Is there intellectual real estate? intellectual real estate agents? Maybe intellectual un-real estate. If I ever have a mansion I’m going to call it the UnReal Estate (because it would be unreal.) 

I probably would have a mansion by now if all my best ideas hadn’t been taken by Big Tex Mex and whoever makes Snow Golf. 

Hard shell wrapped in a soft shell. Discounting Taco Bell’s signature mix of spices (Lawry’s and boogers) this is all me ladies and gentlemen.

The orange ball and everything. This still pisses me off. I had this idea in 8th grade. Orange ball and everything. Little do I know Rudyard Fucking Kipling time travelled into my mind and stole my idea and brought it back to Vermont in the 1890s so he could market it as his own goddamn invention. Rudyard: The only good thing about the Jungle Book is that it got made into a mediocre Disney movie and had vultures impersonating the Beatles. I guess even Walt wanted to give a nod to your spy-sacking ways. 

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